They say a virus is coming.
Check e-mails and update software.
The appocalypse cometh,

but no one will die.


The Conference

Different venue.
Same people.
Same words.
Same ideas.

Pats on backs,
whist the knife waits.
Chicken on sticks and
those vegetarian things no one likes.

Questions and answers,
answers and questions.
Drawing prety little circles,
flow charts and post-it arts.

The conclusion?
We need more money.